• parents: "schools easy"
  • me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
  • parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

he just became like 50% carrot

itpiercesskin:

diccups:

its versace

onion bling

itpiercesskin:

diccups:

its versace

onion bling

white people bios be like:

heliolisk:

kobetyrant:

Mackenzie. 15. Montana. Indie music. Welcome to a special part of my mind. I’m white but I identify as Spanish/Walgreens gift card. Sherlock. I follow back 🌸flower child🌸

i identify as a walgreens gift card

Thomas Sangster at the Maze Runner premiere in NYC.